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(The housemates are getting dressed for the final.)
Richard: Oh my GOD Aisleyne is that what you're WEARING, you looked TERRIBLE oh my GOD!
Aisleyne: It's deisgned...
Richard: It's SHITE! I could buy that for 34 pence from a flea market! Do you know what that's made of? That dress? It's made of the skin of DEAD BABIES! You're wearing BABY SKIN you stupid BITCH!
Aisleyne: WAH WAH WAH
Nikki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Richard: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you believe a grown women crying like that!
Nikki: I know, it's pathetic! < this line is ironic
Davina: Big Brother house THIS IS DAVINA the housemate finishing in sixth place is...
Richard: It's Ash!
Nikki: Hit the bricks, ho!
Davina: ...Jennie!
Jennie: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, WANNA A FIGHT ABOUT IT?
Crowd: YAY WE LOVE YOU JENNIE!
Jennie: Aww I'll SHOW ME TITS THEN FINALLY WHAT MENTY'S BEEN WAITING FOR ALL ALONG.
Davina: No tits at this time of night.
Crowd: BOOO!
(Jennie leaves.)
Richard: Oh my GOD Ash Ibet some TRAMPS voted for you or something, haha!
Davina: In fifth place...Richard!
Richard: What! No! It's Ash...well, okay, as long as Pete and Nikki are first and second!
Crowd: BOOOO!
Richard: They're booing because they don't want me to leave!
Davina: Fourth place...Nikki!
Nikki: EEEK!
Pete: Hehe, bye.
Nikki: Well I guess I'll see you outside when we got SHOPPING in BRIGHTON!
Pete: Umm, no. This was just an in house thing. I'm not seeing you outside!
Nikki: What?! No! But I love you! Oh Pumpkinny-wumpkinny Petie Pie! Please don't leave me! I need my silver belt!
(VICTOR AND JASON(!) drag her out.)
Crowd: BOO! We hate you now for the exact same reasons we loved you five weeks ago!
Davina: In third place...
Aisleyne: It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me...
Davina: Glyn!
Glyn: What does third mean? I don't understand your posh English words!
(Glyn sits on Pete's DINKLE by mistake.)
Crowd: YAY! WE LOVE YOU! BUT YOU WON'T HAVE A CAREER IN SHOWBIZ AFTER THIS SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!
Glyn: GRACE, GRACE, IS THAT YOU GRACE?
Aisleyne: I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Pete: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.
Aisleyne: Tourette's?
Pete: No I just don't have to keep the act up anymore. HURRY UP DAVINA, I KNOW IT'S ME, MY VISION OF THE RAT WITH THE BROKEN LEG TOLD ME SO! MONEY FOR PETEY, HAHA! WANKERS!
Davina: And the winner is...YOU!?
(Shahbaz jumps up on the stage and kicks Davina in the stomach, sending her into labour.)
Shahbaz: The winner is...SHAHBAZ AND HIS SPACE BAT ARMY! FLY MY PRETTIES!
(The space bats rip Grace's face off and terrorise the crowd.)
Pete: ...so I won, right?
THE END
Richard: Oh my GOD Aisleyne is that what you're WEARING, you looked TERRIBLE oh my GOD!
Aisleyne: It's deisgned...
Richard: It's SHITE! I could buy that for 34 pence from a flea market! Do you know what that's made of? That dress? It's made of the skin of DEAD BABIES! You're wearing BABY SKIN you stupid BITCH!
Aisleyne: WAH WAH WAH
Nikki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Richard: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Can you believe a grown women crying like that!
Nikki: I know, it's pathetic! < this line is ironic
Davina: Big Brother house THIS IS DAVINA the housemate finishing in sixth place is...
Richard: It's Ash!
Nikki: Hit the bricks, ho!
Davina: ...Jennie!
Jennie: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, WANNA A FIGHT ABOUT IT?
Crowd: YAY WE LOVE YOU JENNIE!
Jennie: Aww I'll SHOW ME TITS THEN FINALLY WHAT MENTY'S BEEN WAITING FOR ALL ALONG.
Davina: No tits at this time of night.
Crowd: BOOO!
(Jennie leaves.)
Richard: Oh my GOD Ash Ibet some TRAMPS voted for you or something, haha!
Davina: In fifth place...Richard!
Richard: What! No! It's Ash...well, okay, as long as Pete and Nikki are first and second!
Crowd: BOOOO!
Richard: They're booing because they don't want me to leave!
Davina: Fourth place...Nikki!
Nikki: EEEK!
Pete: Hehe, bye.
Nikki: Well I guess I'll see you outside when we got SHOPPING in BRIGHTON!
Pete: Umm, no. This was just an in house thing. I'm not seeing you outside!
Nikki: What?! No! But I love you! Oh Pumpkinny-wumpkinny Petie Pie! Please don't leave me! I need my silver belt!
(VICTOR AND JASON(!) drag her out.)
Crowd: BOO! We hate you now for the exact same reasons we loved you five weeks ago!
Davina: In third place...
Aisleyne: It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me...
Davina: Glyn!
Glyn: What does third mean? I don't understand your posh English words!
(Glyn sits on Pete's DINKLE by mistake.)
Crowd: YAY! WE LOVE YOU! BUT YOU WON'T HAVE A CAREER IN SHOWBIZ AFTER THIS SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!
Glyn: GRACE, GRACE, IS THAT YOU GRACE?
Aisleyne: I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Pete: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch.
Aisleyne: Tourette's?
Pete: No I just don't have to keep the act up anymore. HURRY UP DAVINA, I KNOW IT'S ME, MY VISION OF THE RAT WITH THE BROKEN LEG TOLD ME SO! MONEY FOR PETEY, HAHA! WANKERS!
Davina: And the winner is...YOU!?
(Shahbaz jumps up on the stage and kicks Davina in the stomach, sending her into labour.)
Shahbaz: The winner is...SHAHBAZ AND HIS SPACE BAT ARMY! FLY MY PRETTIES!
(The space bats rip Grace's face off and terrorise the crowd.)
Pete: ...so I won, right?
THE END
