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Final Wednesday Big Brother rankings

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I can't belive we're finally here, the final Wednesday Big Brother rankings! Remember that time I ranked BUMFACE ahead of SEXNOSE? Good times!

ANYWAY...

1) Jonty - Just a thoroughly decent chap. There's nothing wrong with being naked! I liked his Civil War task idea, but of course BB went with the low-brow one.

2) Twins - SQUEEL! YOU'RE SO FUNNY! I'M LOVIN' IT! PINK! EEEEEH!

3) Brian - I think on the whole he is a good guy and can be quite funny, but he made a huge mistake by OVER-EGGING THE PUDDING with the whole thick routine. It's quite embarrassing to watch sometimes.

4) Ziggy - Has become the new Aisleyne figure on Digital Spy because Richard Madely called him a cunt. You know, it might actually have been because HE IS A CUNT.

5) Liam - I've said it all before.

6) Carole - ...

Blatantly, Gerry should still be in and have won. OR EMILY.
 
Unfortunately Gerry couldn't take the inevitable rejection :(

Stupid housemates would've kept Carole in anyway.

ANYWAY...

1) The Twinnies - Yes, they're ditzy and flap about all day and YES, they haven't changed a bit since they went in(except Amanda's finding her white shorts a little tight), but they're genuinely nice, kind girls. Does it matter that they haven't gone on a "journey"? There really wasn't much about them that needed changing. Granted, it'd be nice if they didn't embrace the shit for brains role model stereotype, but on the other hand, they've been more accepting of Jonty than anyone else and he ought to be completely out of their comfort zones.

2) Jonty - He's a nice chap, yeessssssaaaa. *chuckle* Of course he'd do himself a big favour if he didn't fart loudly and do the bear thing, but then everyone would probably say he was dull. I'd be happy to see him come SECOND.

3) Carole - Now, y'see, Carol KNEW she'd be my third choice. It was CLEAR FROM THE BEGINNING, actually. Oh yes, she was fully aware.

Okay, she's a know it all and gets obsessed about everything causing ants, BUT I think she means well and is rarely conscious of what she's doing, unlike the last pair.

4) Liam - At first I thought he were areet, but he's an arse. He does have that great knack for judging situations, though.

5) Brian - I don't believe the stupid act and for that reason he's the person I LEASt want to win. Of course he'll win anyway though. He's just as bad as Liam at times and sometimes much worse. He bullied Gerry!!

6) I'd forgotten him. Woops. Well I'm bored of his boringness. Someone needs to burn his mood hoody when he gets out. Anyone who's mood can be gaged by weather their hood is up or down should be called a cunt by Richard Madely. IMO.
 
Seriously, the only thing I'm interested in about the finale is seeing Gerry and Kara-Louise (she was drunk and slagging off Ziggy on Big Mouth the other night!) and seeing if Emily is mentioned (she won't be there) OH YEAH AND SEANY TOO OF COURSE
 
Tonights episode made me dislike Brian even more.

"Duh, I dunno wot the universe is.. oh except it forms the central theme of my belief system"
 
Dont forget Noel Edmunds is the man off deal or no deal, who never did anything before that.

I suppose the biggest shock is that Brian could actually read a book.

Unless it was an audio book.
 
Charlie was on earlier being very fake, pretending to have forgotten Channel's name, even though she was the one that actually said it.
 
Oh yeah, it was good seeing Jimmy Carr and Sean Locke rip the piss out of her...I do think Charley was probably playing along a bit, so good for her on that, I guess.

NOTICE though that the show ended with clips of Nikki from LAST YEAR.
 
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