Finally! A breakthrough in ass-wiping technology!

[Big Dick McGee]

The Comfort Wipe

This is a great invention; now obese people can actually reach their assholes, so they won't all smell like poo anymore!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BETTER THAN SEX

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Almost. Not quite, but almost.

 

[headvoid]

I HAVE TO CALL NOW?!?!?!?!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW IF YOU WANT THE INCREDIBLE OFFER, SO WHEN YOU CALL PLEASE GIVE MY LOVE TO VINCE SCHLOMI AND TELL HIM I DO, INDEED, LOVE HIS NUTS!!