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Finally saw the Pete Ross returns episode of Smallville

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Where he gets stretchy limbs from chewing gum. With BLATANT product placement. And turns into an asshole becaue he's got meteor powers, as they've retconned it into Kryptonite making you evil (guess that explains all the evil freaks of the week?) Except Chloe has meteor powers and isn't evil. And some shitty band played at several points during the episode. The ONLY good part was when Chloe called him Pete "The Boss" Ross.

It should have ended with Pete walking off into the sunset, his powers seemingly gone...then the camera pans down to his FEET showing them to be...METAL!!!
 
Fucking BUMP this needs discussion and quite frankly I'm disgusted in all of you for not replying withing eight minutes.
 
Any mention of Metal Feet & The Boss (not Bruce Springsteen, we know who the REAL Boss is) in the same thread, gets my vote AND MY BLOWN LOAD!
 
Pete Ross was almost as useless a character as Lana. I'm glad he went the way of the dodo in the third? season.

Speaking of Smallville, I heard it's getting a new female villain, but right now I'm too lazy to look it up. Sorry.
 
Then the next year he showed up wasted and fell asleep on the turnbuckle pad. Then the year after he wrestling Randy Savage in a street fight and tipped over a portable toilet. Ah, the memories!
 
Where he gets stretchy limbs from chewing gum. With BLATANT product placement. And turns into an asshole becaue he's got meteor powers, as they've retconned it into Kryptonite making you evil (guess that explains all the evil freaks of the week?) Except Chloe has meteor powers and isn't evil. And some shitty band played at several points during the episode. The ONLY good part was when Chloe called him Pete "The Boss" Ross.

It should have ended with Pete walking off into the sunset, his powers seemingly gone...then the camera pans down to his FEET showing them to be...METAL!!!
Take note, Gunn.
 
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