CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We will start by posting "FOOM FOOM FOOM" on message boards or youtube comments boxes in exactly the place where one would expect to read "FAP FAP FAP". We will do this a lot, until people start asking why we're saying it. We will act confused and claim that "FOOM FOOM FOOM" is the noise you make while wanking, that you literally shout "FOOM FOOM FOOM" as you masturbate. We will then continue to "FOOM FOOM FOOM" at an alarming rate until the meme catches on and others begin to "FOOM FOOM FOOM" on message boards.
But it won't stop there. Once "FOOM FOOM FOOM" reaches critical mass people will actually begin to literally say "FOOM FOOM FOOM" while masturbating, believint it to be normal and feeling that there would in fact be something wrong with them if they did not "FOOM FOOM FOOM" during self gratification. Eventually people will say "FOOM FOOM FOOM" during sex and it will make the sex more pleasurable as they will feel a part of something larger than themself and "FOOM FOOM FOOM" will become written in our very DNA for future generations to enjoy.
But it won't stop there. Once "FOOM FOOM FOOM" reaches critical mass people will actually begin to literally say "FOOM FOOM FOOM" while masturbating, believint it to be normal and feeling that there would in fact be something wrong with them if they did not "FOOM FOOM FOOM" during self gratification. Eventually people will say "FOOM FOOM FOOM" during sex and it will make the sex more pleasurable as they will feel a part of something larger than themself and "FOOM FOOM FOOM" will become written in our very DNA for future generations to enjoy.