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For America ... with love.

Morrhigan said:
Yeah, it's the usual Bush-bashing... but I gotta say, "Ann-hole" made me literally laugh out loud. :lol:


I liked that one too. I gotta get that song downloaded, I can think of a few people who need a special musical gift sent their way, and a few more who might want a copy to send back to me.

Another funny one was Rush Limbaugh's "this is your asshole on drugs". Now that's funny stuff.
 
*whips out my massive schlong and proceeds to piss onto my map of the USA*. Wonder how many Vietcong and Koreans did this whilst laughing at the 'mighty' USA. Surely the Iraqis are doing the same today yes?
 
SaintLucifer said:
*whips out my massive schlong and proceeds to piss onto my map of the USA*. Wonder how many Vietcong and Koreans did this whilst laughing at the 'mighty' USA. Surely the Iraqis are doing the same today yes?


You let Koreans, Vietnamese and Iraquis play with your mighty schlong? I'd be afraid of being beheaded.

So answer the question: right now, as we speak, how many Iraquis are whipping out your mighty schlong?
 
Donovan said:
You let Koreans, Vietnamese and Iraquis play with your mighty schlong? I'd be afraid of being beheaded.

So answer the question: right now, as we speak, how many Iraquis are whipping out your mighty schlong?

I see you cannot read.
 
Check your post, Saint Louey. You stated very clearly you planned on whipping out your mighty schlong, then wondered how many Vietnamese had already touched it, and how many Iraquis you planned to let do it later. Since you didn't mention and don't seem to know how mighty their schlongs are, I assumed you must mean to share yours with the group. I must say, you Scots bastards are a friendly bunch. Must be the kilts....
 
Donovan said:
Check your post, Saint Louey. You stated very clearly you planned on whipping out your mighty schlong, then wondered how many Vietnamese had already touched it, and how many Iraquis you planned to let do it later. Since you didn't mention and don't seem to know how mighty their schlongs are, I assumed you must mean to share yours with the group. I must say, you Scots bastards are a friendly bunch. Must be the kilts....

Thank you. Now you have shown everyone you cannot read or write English.
 
Donovan said:
I can so, watch:

"Dear English,

We surrender.

Love,

Scotsmen"

This from an Irishman. Just jealous not only did we keep your people captive for over 800 straight years but we managed to conquer the globe. All your people did is starve from an inability to grow something as simple as potatoes and an astonishing knack for blowing up English children with bombs hidden in baby carriages via your IRA.
 
SaintLucifer said:
This from an Irishman. Just jealous not only did we keep your people captive for over 800 straight years but we managed to conquer the globe. All your people did is starve from an inability to grow something as simple as potatoes and an astonishing knack for blowing up English children with bombs hidden in baby carriages via your IRA.


There has never been an Irishman in history whose life was so full of lament that he didn't wake up every morning with the thankful attitude: "Well, it could be worse. At least I'm not a Scotsman."
 
Donovan said:
There has never been an Irishman in history whose life was so full of lament that he didn't wake up every morning with the thankful attitude: "Well, it could be worse. At least I'm not a Scotsman."

Scots were never conquered by the English. The Irish were and still remain our slaves to this day. Keep counting your leprechauns in your sleep lest I steal your lucky charms.
 
You're starting to bore me, Lucy. Sock or no sock, you have to bring better game if you want to keep my interest. Insulting the Irish? I mean really, only a douchebag would get so bent from somebady talking shit about a country he isn't even from...oh, wait. I forgot.
 
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