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For Hambil and Morrhigan

Again, congratulations to Hambil and Morrighan, and thank you for sharing that Shatna.. it was wonderful baby!
 
So whens the wedding? I thought they were married already!

Rob and I are reneweing our vows Sept. 1st, 2007 so family can see us get married, so weddings excite me right now :P
 
Thank you Shatna. Awesome song. Very touching. Is that you singing, and did you write it?
 
{{{{{{M and Hambil!!}}}}}}





[what? There is no hugging at TK; I don't know what you think you saw!]


and a furtive *TKhug* to Shatna for being so thoughtful!
 
Thats awesome Morri, Im so happy for you guys! :D

I have some great resources if you need some for planning and such.
 
Lilith said:
So whens the wedding? I thought they were married already!

Rob and I are reneweing our vows Sept. 1st, 2007 so family can see us get married, so weddings excite me right now :P
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Heh, we've been living together for 8 or 9 years. In some states, that would be a commonlaw marriage. We decided to finally make it official, and have tentatively set the date for April 5th or 6th of next year.

So, you guys are doing a vow renewal for your family to witness? That's cool. We're planning to actually have two ceremonies - a pagan one, for us and our friends, and one small, more conventional ceremony for our families.
 
" Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy¡­

Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH!

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus}

You go girl!
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
EYE!


Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus}

You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pew! Pew! Pew!
It's like a horror movie isn't it?
OOHH!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus}


You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." {Repeat Chorus to fade}
 
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