Love Child
One Love
I will spend the entire day naked. Naked I came into this world, and naked I shall celebrate it!
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For My Birthday
- Thread starter Love Child
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
HAPPY NEKKID DAY!
Avoid the sun, and vinyl seat coverings!
Avoid the sun, and vinyl seat coverings!
Loktar
Internet God
Also avoid cooking, especially with hot oil or grease.
(Though you might want(me?) to apply some warm oil later
)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday I Love Cunt (84), Love Child (25), Mirah (20)!
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Happy belated birthday wishes!
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Happy birthday! Don't forget to blow the candles for your birthday suit!
Love Child
One Love
So I haven't had a chance to tell you how my birthday went. I had already had the previous 4 days off, so I was feeling great! However on my birthday which was a Monday I woke up with a toothache and decided I should just get it checked out-no matter what day it was.
So I made an appointment-same day! Woo! And then I decided I should at least go get a birthday Mocha or something.
(All things which required me to get dressed unfortunately)
So I get dressed, drive down the hill,
I am almost to the coffee stand and my friend Kyle calls me. Probably to wish me a Happy Birthday. But no, he is calling me to tell me our friend Melissa passed away.
Fuck.
So I get out of line, talk to him for a while, pull into a gas station and park. During this time I realize something is going on with my clutch, I think I am probably just emotional.
I get off the phone with Kyle and discover I have no clutch.
So I call the appropriate people, get a tow truck coming, call my work ( I work at an Automotive Shop)
Then Call my sister so I can get a ride home.
All the while, people are calling me (Don't they know it is a Monday and I am usually at work?)
My sister arrives and realizes its my birthday and here my car broke down and I am going to the dentist and she says, "Happy Birthday!" And I break down crying because my friend Mel died and I said that out loud. I was kind of a mess.
But I went to the dentist anyway (again, still fully clothed) (but in a skirt)
and found out I need a root canal. I think I cried again but not because of that but because of my friend.
WTF
So, if I have been "off" for a while, that is why.
It was still a Happy Birthday I guess. My friend was suffering from Medical Issues. I am still mourning her death and I am sad that she is gone but happy that she is not suffering anymore. Fuck that, I'm not happy at all. It sucks all around.
So I made an appointment-same day! Woo! And then I decided I should at least go get a birthday Mocha or something.
(All things which required me to get dressed unfortunately)
So I get dressed, drive down the hill,
I am almost to the coffee stand and my friend Kyle calls me. Probably to wish me a Happy Birthday. But no, he is calling me to tell me our friend Melissa passed away.
Fuck.
So I get out of line, talk to him for a while, pull into a gas station and park. During this time I realize something is going on with my clutch, I think I am probably just emotional.
I get off the phone with Kyle and discover I have no clutch.
So I call the appropriate people, get a tow truck coming, call my work ( I work at an Automotive Shop)
Then Call my sister so I can get a ride home.
All the while, people are calling me (Don't they know it is a Monday and I am usually at work?)
My sister arrives and realizes its my birthday and here my car broke down and I am going to the dentist and she says, "Happy Birthday!" And I break down crying because my friend Mel died and I said that out loud. I was kind of a mess.
But I went to the dentist anyway (again, still fully clothed) (but in a skirt)
and found out I need a root canal. I think I cried again but not because of that but because of my friend.
WTF
So, if I have been "off" for a while, that is why.
It was still a Happy Birthday I guess. My friend was suffering from Medical Issues. I am still mourning her death and I am sad that she is gone but happy that she is not suffering anymore. Fuck that, I'm not happy at all. It sucks all around.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I love you, Love Child.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
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