For the life of me I'll never understand...

[johnford]

Why a creep like Tom Cruise can reproduce when all I thought he could shoot was blanks....ummmm...Katies been a naughty naughty girl.

 

[johnford]

It's been reported that Cruise was jumping on the hospitals couch in the waiting room after baby Sun was born,yes,the fruit named her Sun.

 

[johnford]

Theres an idiot or sucker born every day,Tom Cruise proves that.

 

[johnford]

I wonder if Cruise and his fellow Sciencetology nuts help a peep show during the birthing.

 

[johnford]

What are the odds Katie kept quiet during the birthing process when the babies head popped out of her tight small snatch.

 

[johnford]

I hear giving birth is like your chin being pulled up above your head...ouch!

 

[johnford]

How will cruise adapt to a screeching newborn baby in the house?

 

[johnford]

My guess is he'll jump on even more couches to express the marbles he had lost.

 

[johnford]

They should make a movie starring Cruise jumping on a couch grinning and smirking foolishly for 2 hours.

 

[johnford]

A box office smash that would be...not a fricking chance in bloody hell.

 

[johnford]

What a stupid name...Sun.

 

[johnford]

That kid has no chance in a public school...Sun Cruise..Hahaha.

 

[johnford]

I pity the poor kid I really do.

A has been actor mother and a nutjob action star.

 

[johnford]

A nutjob possible gay action star....too bad Cruise wasn't first pick for lead role in Brokeback mountain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...I thought it was called Suri?

 

[johnford]

He'd be a shoe in.

 

[johnford]

Yahoo news said Sun.

 

[johnford]

Could be Suri either way both dumb names.

 

[johnford]

Ok spammed up this thread enough,my obsession has diminished.

 

[johnford]

Time to go jump up and down on my couch beating my chest like some dumb gorilla.