FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WACKY, POST!

[Gagh]

I JUST CAN'T SEE IT END THIS WAY! ENTERTAIN US WITH YOUR PEARLS, AND BY PEARLS I MEAN TESTICLES!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL at the way Cameron and Robert swapped places today. ONLY IN NEIGHBOURS!

 

[Gagh]

LIKE THE DEVASTATING BLOW CAMERON STRUCK ROBERT WITH!!! WITH THE POWER OF A DEAD DUCK!!!! THEN THE EXCITING EXPLOSION! AND THE 'WHERE CAN DEAD MURDERED CONNER BE?' SUBPLOT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet they find Connor's body, Toadie looks upset in one scene and then they never mention him again and Toadie has a new best friend named STRIKER.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

When Elle lets one rip, she REALLY lets one rip. That fireball was GIGANTIC!

Probably cost half the budget for the rest of the year as well, with the split screen shots taking up the rest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Max Hoyland putting Cameron in a hammerlock = tv gold.

 

[Gagh]

Shame they didn't show him delivering the fatal ALLEZ-OOP afterward.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL at Elle's complete inabality to tell two people she shared a womb with apart. TOO MANY COCKS UP HER BUTT, I BET.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US

 

[CaptainWacky]

How far are they going to take this "Stingray is a paedo" story? TO ITS NATURAL CONCLUSION, I HOPE.

 

[Gagh]

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL MAX MUSCLES IN ON THE POONTANG!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN STEPH WALKS IN AND IS SO SHOCKED SHE GETS CANCER IN BOTH TITS BUT THEN IT GOES AWAY INSTANTLY WHEN SHE GIVES BIRTH (JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE.)

 

[Gagh]

AND HER TITS TURN INTO SMALL REPLICAS OF THE 1995 SLAMMY AWARD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN PAUL IS TORN BETWEEN IZZY, LYN, GAIL, SUSAN AND HURLEY FROM LOST DRESSED AS A WOMAN SO HE TRIES TO BEAT HIMSELF TO DEATH WITH HIS WOODEN LEG BUT FINDS THAT HIS HEAD IS MADE OF WOOD TOO SO HE TRIES TO BURN HIMSELF BUT GOD HAS MADE FIRE ILLEGAL SO HE CAN'T SO HE JUST ENDS THIS POST