FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND HENOCH HAS FILLED IT WITH MAN LOVE

[Gagh]

"HELLO" SAID THE HARRASSED RABBIT, TO THE TREMBLY HENOCH. "I SEE YOU HAVE FILLED THE WORLD (WHICH IS QUITE HOLLOW) WITH YOUR VORACIOUS MAN LOVE".

"YES", REPLIED HENOCH, TREMBLING AS HE USUALLY DOES IN SUCH SITUATIONS. "I'M LIKE A HUMAN PUMPING STATION!".

FOUR HOURS LATER, THE MAYOR ASCENDED, A BANOBO APE PLAYED THE CHICKEN SONG ON A HARPSICORD, AND ROBERT VAUGHN THREW A RAZOR-RIMMED BOWLER AT A BOWL OF SQUID.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT WAS ALOMST POETIC.

 

[FBI parte due]

THEN THEY ALL WERE RAV(ISH/AG)ED BY THE RAPE BEAR, TEARING A HOLE IN THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE AND DRAINING OUT ALL OF POOR HENOCH'S MAN-LOVE.

HENOCH STOOD AGHAST FOR A MOMENT, THEN TURNED AND SEIZED CAPTAINWACKY FIRMLY BY THE BUTTOCKS.

"LET'S GET TO WORK," HE GRINNED CONFIDENTLY.

"OK," SAID WACKY.

 

[Henoch]

"HELLO" SAID THE HARRASSED RABBIT
VORACIOUS MAN LOVE".
"I'M LIKE A HUMAN PUMPING STATION!".

Only these portions of Gagh's whimsical tale are true. The rest are just fabricated lies invented to assassinate my character!! I'd also like to point out that the rabbit in this story may in fact not be an actual rabbit.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROBERT VAUGHN'S COMBOVER FTW!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL I THINK IT's TIME FOR BEd