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Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
How come we get to see Jason Segal's small lil' flaccid penis for like 20 minutes, yet both K Bell and M Kunis appear in sex scenes, and there's nary a nipple to be seen? Fucking roont the movie!
 
All copies to be burned because of Russell Brand, sadly.
 
Russell Brand was funny. I'm just really bummed we saw no Kunis and Bell muff. :(
 
Oh shut the hell up. Just be glad you see ANY tit and muff belonging to anyone at all.
 
PREACH IT, SISTAH.
 
Lil'?
 
Lil' Lisa!
 
Good stuff!
 
To hire anybody else would've been a travesty after that.
 
Do you think he's really up for the role of Jack Sparrow's brother in Pirates 4 or is it just something the Sun made up because they look a bit alike?
 
Probably the latter, but he would be absolutely perfect and I'd bother to go and see it in the cinema even.
 
GEORGINA BALLIE AS "THIRD WENCH"?
 
She's ruined British comedy!

Although now they're showing Armageddon tonight instead of Jonathan Ross there'll actually be something to watch.
 
Carol Cleveland for PM?
 
Oh god it's that animal cracker bit.,
 
I watched the start and forgot how racist it was (the japanese tourist, the japanese businessman "thank you mistel bluce wirris!")
 
Plus all the black characters are unhinged comic relief.
 
"DIS AMERICA. WE USE DOLLARS AND CENTS HERE, FOO'!"

(Not a real line.)
 
FINALLY watched this. Pretty good. Russ stole every scene he was in to the extent that when he wasn't in it I was thinking "HURRY UP AND HAVE RUSS IN IT AGAIN." The main guy was alright though. Mila Kunis is FAR fitter than Kristen Bell.
 
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