Forgive me, I have sinned.

[Gagh]

Just ordered an iPad 2.


I like shiny toys. See the lights. Wheeeeeee!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR THIS!!!

(Enjoy it!)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's inevitable. It will happen to all of us, except for CRANKYREALLIFEBASISFORCOMICBOOKGUY_69.

 

[Seph]

I hEaR EvEn GaSbOt HaS gOt OnE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Whenever I see one I think about buying, but I just can't justify the price when I don't need one at all. Congrats on figuring out a flimsy excuse!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Whenever I think about buying one, I just think about that lady who had her face ripped off by the chimpanzee.

 

[Gagh]

So do I. As I want to see more primate disfigured fun, I figured making EVIL DEAD JOBS even richer may secure repeat performances.

 

[Cassie]

Once you mind meld with it, you will control the UNIVERSE. (and the chimpanzees)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jobs had nothing to do with the invention of the iPad. It was invented by NTH DEGREE BARCLAY and sent back in time before he was overtaken and restored to normal.

 

[Seph]

NTH Degree was 10/10

 

['Gear]

Everytime I think about buying one I laugh because I think it would look like I was very tiny and I'm carring an Iphone

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could buy one and just look at yourself holding it in the mirror all day.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

[YOUTUBE]Car4WJkkd-g[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Dr Dave]

Jobs had nothing to do with the invention of the iPad. It was invented by NTH DEGREE BARCLAY and sent back in time before he was overtaken and restored to normal.

I find this to be completely reasonable.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is there ANYTHING Charlie Brooker hasn't thought?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I just posted that video for the burka really.