Foul Duals, I CAST THEE OUT!

[WordInterrupted]

With this sacred chant, I exorcise this forum of all rank, mangy duals:

Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm,
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.
Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damn you, sing: Goddamm
Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
So 'gainst the winter's balm.
Sing goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm.
Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.

This forum is now purified. The ancient traditions of Troll Kingdom may resume.

 

[Sarek]

Nope. You're still here.

 

[Kyehlar]

At least his heart's in the right place.

 

[Sarek]

I missed the duals part. All I saw was rank and mangy. Thought Wordy was trying to exorcise himself.

Sorry 'bout that Wordy!

 

[WordInterrupted]

Sorry 'bout that Wordy!

I forgive you, my dear.

 

[The Question]

At least his heart's in the right place.

In a sautee pan, surrounded by onions?

 

[Kyehlar]

In a sautee pan, surrounded by onions?

FUCK THAT!!

We need garlic to properly purify it.

 

[Strummer]

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[Brett]

Go suck a dick, you arrogant anglo prick.

This world would be so much better without white people.

 

[Mandi]

hey don't diss on us white people biatch!

 

[Strummer]

WhO @R3 J00 C4LLiN9 100% WH1+E J00 M1nOR1ty w4NN48ee iMMen51eLy intELliG3Nc3 CH@ll3NgEd Th0UGH J00 M1GhT b3.

 

[Mentalist]

Stop using a fucking 1337 speak generator that doesn't even speak pure 1337 you nobber.

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

Stop using a fucking 1337 speak generator that doesn't even speak pure 1337 you nobber.

このよりよい馬鹿の... ist であるか。

Better?

 

[MessengerX]

This forum is now purified. The ancient traditions of Troll Kingdom may resume.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the darkside.

 

[Ironclad]

How amusing…

 

[TheFatMan]

Did someone say cookies?

 

[Sarek]

How amusing…

Not really.

 

[Dark Link]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary,
...Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
...While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
...And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
..."'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap hardcore!" -
Quoth the server, "404".

 

[Sarek]

LOL!