#@$&*! FoxNews.com Makes Me Want to Kill a Hobo!!!

[Volpone]

I swear to Christ...

Oh, not because they slant the news or because they are "right wing whackaloons". But because I'll see stories on their fucking home page at work and then when I want to share them at home POOF! they're GONE.

Now I hate the cable show, but for different reasons. They'll do some freaking news story and the interviewer will do some stupid moral outrage nonsense and ask retarded loaded questions. But the web page pisses me off because they'll have stories and then it is IMPOSSIBLE to find them hours later.

Today they ran a story about how the Wii is beating the piss out of the PS3 and eating its lunch money. Nifty graphic and everything. POOF! Gone. And completely impossible to find.

There was also a story about how one of the guys from Roswell left recorded testimony (to be aired after his death) that it really WAS a crashed alien ship. Shit, I even saw that one MINUTES ago. POOF! Gone! I searched for "Roswell"--I even made a note of which "section" the article was in (science(!)) but it is nowhere to be seen now. :dry:

Now if you'll excuse me, the only solution is to go murder a hobo with a rusty claw-hammer.

 

[Cassie]

The hobo is an endangered species. Please, for the sake of the few remaining hobos left on the planet, find another online news source.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They want to you to kill hobos so that taxes spent on helping them can be reduced.

 

[Malarky]

I hear bums are a common commodity. Kill them instead.

 

[Volpone]

Bah. Technically it's a homeless/street person, but "hobo" sounds funnier. Just like sayin' "monkey" when you're talking about chimps. :cylon:

 

[Enkephalen]

I so dislike monkeys, chimps, apes and such. They just creep me out.

I don't watch Fox News. I gave up news for Lent and decided life was easier to deal with without the game playing.