Frankenstorm caused by Zelda occultists

[Tisiphone]

Seriously?

http://christwire.org/2012/10/hurri...d-of-zelda-occult-playing-the-song-of-storms/

Did you know NES stood for New Empire of Satan? WTF.

 

[Tisiphone]

I have no clue if this website is real or a massive troll. They've got pictures of Obama dressed up as that dude from "300".

 

[Tisiphone]

Huzzah. It's all satire. But it's too fucking funny and you know there's real shit like this out there. Very entertaining reads.

Can y'all tell I have nothing to do at work that I'm researching websites to make sure they're real/fake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm still freaked out by how the Song of Storms itself is a paradox.

 

[Cassie]

I think this one is real http://laughingsquid.com/get-your-own-goatse-email-address/

 

[Aquehonga]

Zelda Rubinstein?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes.