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Dale: Like...proper...like...erm...proper...what were we talking about?
Rex: Me. My girlfriend, my restruant, my weird shaped head.
Michael: OH IT'S A PILE OF PISS, SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, YOU BIG JOBBY.
Rachel: Mikey!
(Michael grabs her tits.)
Michael: SORRY, THOUGHT THEY WERE SARA'S.
Sara: You can have a squeeze of my tits anytime you want, love. And my pussy. Squeeze my pussy! Hahaha!
Maysoon: ...
Rebecca: Luke, are people talking and looking at things other than me?
Luke: Yes Rebecca, yes.
Rebecca: Oh my God like that is totally unacceptable...break my legs with a sledgehammer so I can get some attention.
Luke: No Rebecca, no.
Rebecca: Well kiss me then.
Luke: ...I'll get the slegehammer.
Stuart: Could you get me a girlfriend while you're there? Someone who will love me? Oh God I'm so lonely and deep and full of pathos. Please don't hate me!
Lisa: That's what I said on the Cross! I mean, Jesus said it. But I felt it. In my soul. My beautiful soul.
Kat: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HOW, HAPPY HOW, HAPPY HOW...
(Mikes smahes her over the head with his stick.)
Rachel: Mikey, that was Kat! Did you think it was Luke?
Luke(whispering): Look at that Kat playing dead as if Mikey has smashed her skull in, all she wants is attention, it's pathetic!
Rebecca: What? SHUT UP AND SET MY TITS ON FIRE FOR THE AIRTIME.
Maysoon: ...
Darnell: YOU GUYS ARE SO FULL OF SHIT! MAN! DUDE! THE SHIT! MAN! YOU GUYS AND YOUR SHIT AND YOUR SETTING TITS ON FIRE! IT'S ALL YOUR ABOUT, MAN! Fuck, dude!
Mo: I agree.
Dale: OH LISTEN TO MO TALKING WITH HIS FUCKING DICK OUT, YOU FUCKING DICK, YOU COCK, AGREEING WITH DARNELL LIKE A PENIS WOULD DO, THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, YOU BIG TALLY-WHACKER. Fucking DICK.
Sara: Can I have some fucking dick?
(Rebecca lights her tits on fire.)
Luke(sighing): No Rebecca, no.
Rebecca: AIRTIME, AIRTIME, WHOOOO!
Rex: I set Zara Phillips on fire once. And it was BORING.
To be continued!
Rex: Me. My girlfriend, my restruant, my weird shaped head.
Michael: OH IT'S A PILE OF PISS, SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, YOU BIG JOBBY.
Rachel: Mikey!
(Michael grabs her tits.)
Michael: SORRY, THOUGHT THEY WERE SARA'S.
Sara: You can have a squeeze of my tits anytime you want, love. And my pussy. Squeeze my pussy! Hahaha!
Maysoon: ...
Rebecca: Luke, are people talking and looking at things other than me?
Luke: Yes Rebecca, yes.
Rebecca: Oh my God like that is totally unacceptable...break my legs with a sledgehammer so I can get some attention.
Luke: No Rebecca, no.
Rebecca: Well kiss me then.
Luke: ...I'll get the slegehammer.
Stuart: Could you get me a girlfriend while you're there? Someone who will love me? Oh God I'm so lonely and deep and full of pathos. Please don't hate me!
Lisa: That's what I said on the Cross! I mean, Jesus said it. But I felt it. In my soul. My beautiful soul.
Kat: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HOW, HAPPY HOW, HAPPY HOW...
(Mikes smahes her over the head with his stick.)
Rachel: Mikey, that was Kat! Did you think it was Luke?
Luke(whispering): Look at that Kat playing dead as if Mikey has smashed her skull in, all she wants is attention, it's pathetic!
Rebecca: What? SHUT UP AND SET MY TITS ON FIRE FOR THE AIRTIME.
Maysoon: ...
Darnell: YOU GUYS ARE SO FULL OF SHIT! MAN! DUDE! THE SHIT! MAN! YOU GUYS AND YOUR SHIT AND YOUR SETTING TITS ON FIRE! IT'S ALL YOUR ABOUT, MAN! Fuck, dude!
Mo: I agree.
Dale: OH LISTEN TO MO TALKING WITH HIS FUCKING DICK OUT, YOU FUCKING DICK, YOU COCK, AGREEING WITH DARNELL LIKE A PENIS WOULD DO, THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, YOU BIG TALLY-WHACKER. Fucking DICK.
Sara: Can I have some fucking dick?
(Rebecca lights her tits on fire.)
Luke(sighing): No Rebecca, no.
Rebecca: AIRTIME, AIRTIME, WHOOOO!
Rex: I set Zara Phillips on fire once. And it was BORING.
To be continued!
