Freestyle Buffy thread

[CaptainWacky]

(Xander and Andrew are surfing TK.)

Andrew: Hey look, CaptainWacky's about to make 50,000 posts!

Xander: Who?

Andrew: Oh you know, the guy from Trollkingdom!

Buffy: Trolls have a website!?

Dawn: Eww, they're disgusting!

Buffy: I should kill them all!

Xander: I think it's just internet trolls, not the real kind.

Buffy: I know, I should kill them all!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oz: BUT THEY'RE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS!

Amy: Can I be a cockroach next? With an actual cock?

Downtown Julie Brown: WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA!

Willow: Please tell me you're straight.

Buffy: TIME TO DIE, BROWN WITCH!

Giles: Heh heh, my brother Murray said "Bangcock" heh heh...

Dawn: Please get your hand off my breasts.

ALL: Sorry, it just fell there.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Andrew: Hey, look at Wacky's post count...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What did you just do?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH THAT'S WHAT BUFFY SAID WHEN WILLOW FLAYED WARREN