whisky
Boobie inspector
John "yippi kay ey mother fucker"
Cliched english villian" Well I say old chap thats a rum sport what?"
Sterotypical black sidekick" Im not going to say or do anything black, so people can say this could have been played by a white guy, even though they always team you up with a black guy"
John "thanks for the advice pal" shoots sidekick
Stuntman given lines so people think hes an actor" You gonna die now sucka"
John beats up stuntman, while aquiring blood loss that should render a man unconsious
John notices petrol spilling towards an open flame, jumps over side of building as it explods, taking a helicopter, a plane and a ship up in the fireball,John lands in a kiddies paddling pool
John "I always wanted to make a splash in wall street"
Singed sidekick "Damn man, that pun was alful"
John shoots sidekick some more "Why dont you just die?"
Sidekick "well maybe I just die hard forever"
John "sounds like a good title"
Batman "you ripped that from me you fucker!"
John "how about I rip this from you pal?" rips batmans nipples off
Robin "holey shirt batman!
John, sidekick, sterotypical english villian and batman all shoot robin
Cliched english villian" Well I say old chap thats a rum sport what?"
Sterotypical black sidekick" Im not going to say or do anything black, so people can say this could have been played by a white guy, even though they always team you up with a black guy"
John "thanks for the advice pal" shoots sidekick
Stuntman given lines so people think hes an actor" You gonna die now sucka"
John beats up stuntman, while aquiring blood loss that should render a man unconsious
John notices petrol spilling towards an open flame, jumps over side of building as it explods, taking a helicopter, a plane and a ship up in the fireball,John lands in a kiddies paddling pool
John "I always wanted to make a splash in wall street"
Singed sidekick "Damn man, that pun was alful"
John shoots sidekick some more "Why dont you just die?"
Sidekick "well maybe I just die hard forever"
John "sounds like a good title"
Batman "you ripped that from me you fucker!"
John "how about I rip this from you pal?" rips batmans nipples off
Robin "holey shirt batman!
John, sidekick, sterotypical english villian and batman all shoot robin
