Freestyle Doctor Who thread

[CaptainWacky]

(The Doctor and Rose step out of the TARDIS. Both are giggling.)

Doctor: Hehe, well, we're here.

Rose: Wherever 'ere is!

(They both laugh in an obnoxious way for far too long.)

Doctor: Hahahah, maybe we should go back to planet ICE LAND 48 where the giant snowman tried to eat us!

Rose: Yeah, and tickle his carrot nose!

(The both look at each other, trying to surpress their giggles, but can't. They laugh for even longer, then hug. Then make gooey eyes at each other. Then laugh again.)

Doctor: hahahaha, the audience doesn't get the joke but we do!

Rose: What audience!?

Doctor: THEM!

(Some MEN IN LATEX SUITS with big teeth and BALD HEADS swarm around them.)

Alien: WE WILL KILL YOU DEAD WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE DIE DIE DIE.

Doctor: OH NOES!

Rose: Save me!

Doctor: They look like Phil and Grant from Eastenders!

(Both laugh hysterically.)

Alien: DIE, SCUM.

(They continue to slowly move towards the Doctor and Rose, growling.)

Doctor: Hey, wait a minute!

(He pulls out a BANANA and throws it into the air. It explodes, stunning all the aliens.

Doctor: Exploding banana, I always carry one!

Rose: Like on plante PErsi-89!

Doctor: Exactly!

(They hug, giggle, laugh, etc.)

TO BE CONTINUED

 

[Blindgroping]

Rose- Dr.?

Dr.- Yes?

Rose- I'm pregnant.

Dr- ~steps back in tardis~

~the tardis shimmies~
~Dr. steps out of tardis~

Dr.- No your not.

Rose- What did you just do?

Dr.- Nothing! Off we go! No more quibble....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Human girl: Hello I am a human girl.

Doctor: Hi!

Rose: YOU SKANK I'LL SCRATCH YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT.

Doctor: Aye aye!

 

[Gagh]

Rose: I have an unusually large mouth & jutting jaw.

 

[DancingBanana]

Doctor Who vs The Banana Men!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Super Ted wins.

 

[CaptainWacky]

See we all complained about RTD even five long years ago lgasofjf.

 

[The Tomtrek]

POSSIBLE SPOILERS???

Spoiler

 

[CaptainWacky]

Billie(?) looks more like Buffy and Jack(!?) looks more like Spike...

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's supposed to be the Ninth and Tenth Doctors.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, that makes much more...sense.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's a ten inch eccles cake sandwich!

Rose and the Doc did laugh obnoxiously a lot, didn't they?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes and I just started thinking about Rose titty-wanking the Doctor.

 

[whisky]

Well now we'll all be thinking about that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it'll happen in a late night special.