CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
PROLOGUE
(Nathan is eating a hamburger.)
Nathan: Mmm, I love the taste of meat.
(Angela looks at him funny.)
Angela: What do you mean?
Nathan: You know, beef.
Angela: Oh, right. Not human meat. Hahaha.
Nathan: What? Why are you acting so crazy?
Angela: Uhh, we didn't! I mean, no! Nothing! No reason! It's just so good to have you back.
Nathan: I didn't go anywhere!
Angela: Right...right...
(Peter walks in. HE'S DRUNK.)
Peter: Why don't you just tell him, mom? THIS WHOLE THING IS A SHAM, AHAHHAHAHA.
(He falls about drunkenly.)
Angela: You're drunk!
Nathan: Pete, what's wrong?
Peter: Shut up, Sy...Simon. Simple Simon. DUH!
Nathan: That hurts, Pete. Are you upset because of that irish girl you left trapped in the future?
Peter: WHO?
(SUDDENLY Hiro and Ando appear in the room, but they're wearing METAL OUTFITS so you know they're from the future.)
Nathan: Shit!
Hiro: Hello, flying man! We are from the future and we have a warning for you!
Angela: What warning? And I thought if you used your powers again your brain would explode!
(Hiro turns around and his SKULL IS OPEN with a gaping hole in it.)
Hiro: It did!
Ando: There isn't time to explain because the writers haven't thought up an explanation yet!
Angela: Stuff and nonsense!
Ando: Listen, Missus Petrelli, YOU CANNOT TRUST YOUR SON. He isn't who he appears to be.
Peter: THERE'S A FUCKING SHOCK.
Nathan: What does he mean, mum? Hold on, it suddenly says something on my arm...
(He holds out his arm where the words "I AM SYLAR" have appeared like Sylar self-harmed onto himself if you remember.)
Nathan: NOOO! I CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
(He pulls out a gun and blows his own head off.)
Hiro: No, not him! PETER! You can't trust PETER! He's a vampire!
Peter: Hahaha, that's right!
(Peter bites future Ando KILLING HIM then flies out the window.)
Peter: BLOOD!
Angela: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY PETER'S NAME THEN?
Hiro: For suspense!
(The comedy Hiro music plays.)
TO BE CONTINUED
(Nathan is eating a hamburger.)
Nathan: Mmm, I love the taste of meat.
(Angela looks at him funny.)
Angela: What do you mean?
Nathan: You know, beef.
Angela: Oh, right. Not human meat. Hahaha.
Nathan: What? Why are you acting so crazy?
Angela: Uhh, we didn't! I mean, no! Nothing! No reason! It's just so good to have you back.
Nathan: I didn't go anywhere!
Angela: Right...right...
(Peter walks in. HE'S DRUNK.)
Peter: Why don't you just tell him, mom? THIS WHOLE THING IS A SHAM, AHAHHAHAHA.
(He falls about drunkenly.)
Angela: You're drunk!
Nathan: Pete, what's wrong?
Peter: Shut up, Sy...Simon. Simple Simon. DUH!
Nathan: That hurts, Pete. Are you upset because of that irish girl you left trapped in the future?
Peter: WHO?
(SUDDENLY Hiro and Ando appear in the room, but they're wearing METAL OUTFITS so you know they're from the future.)
Nathan: Shit!
Hiro: Hello, flying man! We are from the future and we have a warning for you!
Angela: What warning? And I thought if you used your powers again your brain would explode!
(Hiro turns around and his SKULL IS OPEN with a gaping hole in it.)
Hiro: It did!
Ando: There isn't time to explain because the writers haven't thought up an explanation yet!
Angela: Stuff and nonsense!
Ando: Listen, Missus Petrelli, YOU CANNOT TRUST YOUR SON. He isn't who he appears to be.
Peter: THERE'S A FUCKING SHOCK.
Nathan: What does he mean, mum? Hold on, it suddenly says something on my arm...
(He holds out his arm where the words "I AM SYLAR" have appeared like Sylar self-harmed onto himself if you remember.)
Nathan: NOOO! I CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
(He pulls out a gun and blows his own head off.)
Hiro: No, not him! PETER! You can't trust PETER! He's a vampire!
Peter: Hahaha, that's right!
(Peter bites future Ando KILLING HIM then flies out the window.)
Peter: BLOOD!
Angela: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY PETER'S NAME THEN?
Hiro: For suspense!
(The comedy Hiro music plays.)
TO BE CONTINUED