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Freestyle NCIS Thread! WHOO BONC!

The Question

The Question

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Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee and Officer David are sitting at their desks in MTAC when Director Shephard walks in and rips off her blouse.

DiNozzo: WHOA!

McGee: Uh...

David: Nice!

Gibbs: *doesn't say anything, just looks*

Director Shephard: Well? Don't you have something to say, Jethro?

Gibbs: About what, Director?

Just then, Abby and Ducky step out of the elevator.

Ducky: Oh, my...

Abby: Nice!

Director Shephard: About my AMAZING TITS OMGLOL?!

DiNozzo: Well, I'd hit it.

David: I have to agree.

McGee: Uh, yeah... I think I'd... yeah, me too.

Abby: Is there room for four? 'Cause I'm up for it!

Ducky: If you'll only bend over, Madam Director, I would be honored to shag you rotten.

Gibbs: *gets up* I'm goin' for coffee.

Director Shephard: Fuck! *sigh* *waits until the elevator doors close with Gibbs behind them.* Okay everybody, bust out the booze! Ladies, get those tits out! GIBBS IS GONE, AND WE 'BOUTS TO PARRRRR-TAY!
 
Meanwhile, in another neck of the woods, a neck is discovered in the woods.
Oddly, cleanly cut with coffee stains on the bag it was in.
 
Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Federal agency tasked with investigating crimes involving USN and USMC personnel.

Also, probably the best show on television. Like, pretty much ever.
 
No, no, no. You're missing the point entirely. It's more toward the corner of your desk. Yeah. That sharp thing. Now I know it'll be hard to overcome the reflex to stop at the last second, but I promise there's candy in your eye. You'll see. Go ahead.*

*that's what I'd say to a little kid if I caught one putting its pasty little fingers all over my computer.*



*not really, I just thought it would be fun to say that.
 
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I watched one ep. I hate Brits with bad fake American accents. Just ruins it for me. It's worse than suffering thru Gwyneth Paltrow's endless attempts to go Limey.
 
Reality television is a completely different animal from dramatic television. In reality television, the characters are boring and dramatic elements agonizingly mundane. If I wanted to watch someone gnash their teeth and rend their vestments over which of their roommates is sleeping with which of their other roommates, I'd visit a college dormitory, not foul my television.
 
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