Freezing to death

[Mentalist]

Whilst ten penguins drank from a big community bowl of ovaltine.

Would the novelty make death easier or would it just be a mocking and cute attempt at product placement while your penis turned blue?

 

[Loktar]

mocking and cute attempt.

Die! You smug penguins!

 

[Mentalist]

Penguins don't fuck their dead like humans can do when it takes their fancy. Penguins are basically better than us.

 

[Loktar]

And they get to walk around naked in the cold with no shrinkage problems.

Penguin bastards!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If penguins can't fly how come Superman had sex with one?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Correction, sir. They were blown out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm JUS TA LOVE MACHINE I EAT VEGETABLE THAT ARE GREEN

 

[curiousa2z]

AHA! THEN YOU ADMIT IT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I ADMIT NOTHING

 

[Ishcabittle]

adMIT THIS!!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Ishcabittle]

ADMIT IT!!!! ADMIT IT AND WE WILL CEASE THE SHELLING@!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

W...TF?

 

[Cassie]

I can't remember what this thread was about

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nikki's cold ear.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

OH NOES, THE GUST OF WIND IS GOING RIGHT THROUGH HER EMPTY LITTLE HEAD

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's more alive than any of us (well, me anyway.)

 

[Loktar]

I can't remember what this thread was about

Penguin sex