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Friends movie script

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(Joey is doing a stupid dance.)

Phoebe: Oh hey Joe, whatcha doin'?

Joey: I'm acting like a retard because the plot requires it!

Phoebe: Oh, that sounds like fun!

(She starts doing a stupid dance too.)

Ross: Hey, people acting like retards because the plot requires it? SOUNDS LIKE FUN! I'll get to it right after I bleach my teeth!

(Ross starts dancing too.)

Monica: Stop dancing, I'm trying to clean-up!

Chandler: Let's have sex even though I'm all red and bloated this season.

Monica: Eww.

(Rachel walks in.)

Ross: Hey guys, wnat to see the new ANGELINA JOLIE movie!

(Rachel starts crying and runs out and is hit by a cab and dies. Everyone laughs and dances.)

THE END
 
Coming Soon: Friends The Movie 2: Marcel Rapes Back!
 
lol phoebe thinks a cat is her mother but we can't call her a retard we have to humour her
 
Because she had another twin sister who was retarded and killed herself LOL COMEDY.
 
oh yeah. she had a twin sister
 
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