FROM 2009 IT WILL BE MANDATORY FOR ALL COUNTRY'S LEADERS TO WEAR TOPHATS.

[Gagh]

It's on a website somewhere now - quick, go visit that website to read all about the compulsory top-hat wearing global legislation phenomenon!

 

[Yub]

I support this. A leader should have the ability to look good wearing a tophat, IMHO

 

[Gagh]

Gordon Brown will fail to wear one, because he'll be too busy being crap, power-hungry & unelected.

 

[Dr Dave]

Top hat & tails ftw!

 

[Yub]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine Boris Johnson in a top hat. He'd be unstoppable.

 

[Gagh]

I'm imagining it, and it's turning me on.


David "Call me Dave" Cameron in a tophat, would also be spot on.

 

[Cassie]

The Shat in a top-hat would cause riots in the streets.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Lemsip Oatcake and his Cheeky Girl sex slave?