Front Row

[Mirah]

Harland Williams

He was in Super Star, Half Baked and Dumb and Dumber

I have never sat front row to see a comedian before. It was cool.

Really cool.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Could you feel his comedy breath on you?

 

[Mirah]

Could you feel his comedy breath on you?

Yes.

And he tried to hold my hand during one of his jokes. I kept trying not to make eye contact with him because he was talking to those in the front row and I didn't want to say something stupid.

 

[Cassie]

That would be my biggest fear sitting in the front row. DON'T LOOK AT ME OKAY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's why we need robot avatars to send out in public.

 

[Dr Dave]

I got my picture taken with a comedian once. Good times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it Carrot Top?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or worse, Dane Cook?

Did his arm give you a social disease?