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Fu King Princes need avatar

Fu King Princes

Red Whacker is hot!!
You make one for me, yes?
 
You like picture?
 
Is Fu King Princess Sofa King We Todd Did?
 
Is Fu King Princess Sofa King We Todd Did?

Sofa King was my uncle. He disgraced the family name and we had to send him to an island all by himself. I hear he has new furniture now. You like Sofa, Dork Lord?
 
Beats the lazy-boy.
 
What do you mean lazy-boy? My uncle never beat lazy boy. He only discipline harshly.
 
Destroy
 
No.
 
So, check out the hand in my av-like seriuosly-it looks all old and stuff-kind of creepy actually. Yuck. I will find a vagina to replace it soon.
 
Where has Fu King Princes gone? I liked it!
 
Fu King Princes and her family get run off by people called the D-R-A. She now lives in same island with her unlce Sofa King. They are not allowed to come back.
 
*cries* what can I do to help Fu King Princes and Sofa King to sneak back?? I have just watched John Rambo. I can rent a boat and get you out!!
 
I escape little island and make my way back to bigger country where my people are and we start our life over. I do not know who John Rambo is, should I seek him?
 
I do not know who John Rambo is, should I seek him?
Definitely.
And if you have found him, please tell him that this Sarah person wasn't a nice missionary but a blood-thirsty, evil vampire, and that he can count himself lucky that he got away from her!
 
If Fu King Princess continues to post, I will post in the Badlands.
 
How's this, FKP?

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I actually like this one better

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Fu King Plincess give me election!
 
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