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Fuck fireworks

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Not literally of course.
 
What's the celebration?

I used to love fireworks until I got a tiny terrified dog. His whole body shakes with fear for hours :( Also, he's afraid of acorns falling on the roof, I've started calling him chicken little.
 
REMEMBER REMEMBER THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER BECAUSE IT SCARES CATS
 
Guy Fawkes Night, aka bonfire night, aka firework night aka "is it Diwali now or are these people still letting off firework night fireworks?"

When we celebrate a homegrown religious terrorist being caught, tortured and executed hundreds of years ago.
 
Like if we made a national holiday on the day of Tim McVeigh's execution? Lovely!

Then again we still celebrate Columbus Day and Thanksgiving, which are white-biased commemorations of native slaughter and genocide, so it's a great big beautiful world we live in.
 
People should avoid having sex with things that will burn them.
 
It was also the fifth anniversary of that time Russell Brand said "oy, mate, one year from today capitalism will have been abolished!" after removing his Guy Fawkes mask in front of the camera so people knew he was at the anonymous march.
 
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