Fuck... I just got my Ass Whopped by the Pizza Man

[starguard]

Fucker gets mad at me because the last pizza man sent out before him was found shot dead on my front lawn.

WTF? I dont even own a gun

 

[starguard]

Fuck...The whole damn worlds gone crazy :shock:

 

[Elrod]

Fascinating. What are your thoughts on bald-headed men?

 

[Sarek]

Stop hitting on Starguard you fool.

 

[starguard]

It just so happens (by coincidence im sure) that the dungpile that hit me was bald. Look at this man

 

[Alex Buchet]

That's a bruise.