Fuck you all in the neck

[jack]

Deeply and repeatedly.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Even me? I can think of better places you could put it...

 

[Shatna]

WITH TROUSERS!

 

[jack]

Although I'm sure your throat is tight and slick, I'm sure there's an even pinker and slicker channel to be had.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

I do so hope you're talking to me and not Shatna.

 

[Shatna]

Hey, butt out! I had him first!

 

[jack]

I do so hope you're talking to me and not Shatna.

Damn, I'd love to be the top in your sig, if you're the bottom.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Hear, that Shatna?? He's envious of you.

 

[Shatna]

And I am envious of him!

 

[jack]

Ick, I'm never having sex again.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

You're missing out...

 

[jack]

Don't tease me.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Why are you so cranky today, sugar?

 

[jack]

Who the fuck is cranky? I just don't want to play with Shatna's trouser snake, is all.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Ok, so what--or who--would you like to play with then?

 

[jack]

I would love to make the downy little blonde hairs on your thighs and ass stand on end.

 

[Aurian]

Who the fuck is cranky? I just don't want to play with Shatna's trouser snake, is all.

I dont believe you! Everyone wants to play with Shatnas trouser snake!!!

 

[jack]

Thats gross and disgusting.

 

[Shatna]

Is he right, Aurian?

 

[Aurian]

Im sure he meant it's more like "exhausting"