Fuck you, Triforce Shards

[Tisiphone]

So I'm back in gaming mode and played Windwaker all day yesterday. I had a bit of trouble with the Wind Temple. I get to the final door and I see I need a key to get to the boss, even though I've got the boss key. I couldn't figure out where I'd missed one, so I basically had to do the temple all over again with my map. Kept on finding stupid joy pendants.

FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING KEy

Anyways, I dug the music for Molgera (spelling?) and he was kinda difficult. I don't like this version of the hookshot, or maybe I'm just not good with it on the controller.

Now the Red Dragon Boat tells me I've got to find EIGHT FUCKING TRIFORCE SHARDS WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

I feel bad for the bird dude who's got a crush on Medli. WILL THEY EVER BE REUNITED

WILL I EVER TIRE OF PLAYING ZELDA GAMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

I had a conversation with the dude checking me out at Kohl's the other day since I had my Nintendo Addict shirt on and I found out I'm not the only one who still plays them.

I DIDN'T FEEL ALONE ANYMORE AND BOUGHT MY SEXY FOUR INCH HOOKA HEELS AND FLOUNCED OUT








I'm unmedicated right now. Sorry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like when you put the bird bait on your head to attract seagulls.

 

[Tisiphone]

I like that one of the girls kidnapped fell in love with the monster and I sent a letter to him. Keeping hope alive.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But he just wants to eat her.

 

[Seph]

Zelda games are great, I haven't played any through to the end since Ocarina of Time, man I love that game and part of me wants to keep it immortalized forever.

 

[Tisiphone]

I played that a couple of months ago and still love it. Never gets boring. Then I started on Majora's Mask and was having a great time until it was time for the Water Temple. Hate that fucking temple.

I really want to play Twilight Princess again, but it won't read my disk anymore. Cocksuckers.

 

[Seph]

I fucking love the water temple and loved every boss in the game such epic Zeldaness.