Fuck You

[Lilith]

 

[The Question]

Morbid? OR JUST WHOLESOME FUN U DESIED OMG LOL THWAP!

 

[Blindgroping]

I wonder if I could get a swearword on my tombstone?
As in, What are the possibilities and likelyhood?

 

[Lilith]

Holy shit, I don't remember posting that..

 

[The Question]

Ahhh, were you drunk? Or were you drunk, instead?

 

[Lilith]

No alcohol in the house, so I couldn't say......too much Sudafed?

 

[Blindgroping]

I have plenty of alcohol. And i don't drink it much.

Wanna go get smashed?

 

[Lilith]

Trying to set a good example for my husband, he has a bit of an issue with drinking if you get my drift.

 

[Ishcabittle]

HAHA LOL DRUNKIE!!! OMG I SMASHED AT 1:00PM...

 

[Blindgroping]

Trying to set a good example for my husband, he has a bit of an issue with drinking if you get my drift.

Yeah. And I forgot you were married.

Sorry, I have to, the jokes just there.

"And you can forget too...."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if, instead of a tombstone, I could just have a photo of Scarlett Johansson.

 

[Lilith]

Done.

 

[Lilith]

 

[Blindgroping]

Yep. I want to massage her.

Since I'm Monk-like, that's as close as I get.

 

[CaptainWacky]

People would dig up my grave thinking Scarlett was buried there (with designs to fuck her corpse, obviously) but then be disgusted to find me. I think they'd probably still fuck me anyway.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

This issue is irrelevant to me, as I don't intend to ever die.

 

[Blindgroping]

You wouldn't dig up CW to fuck his corpse?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if he actually wanted my corpse but got Scarlett's instead.

 

[jack]

That would be funny.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Comedy is in the dead eye of the beholder.