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FUCKDAMN!

curiousa2z

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
that is a big spider.


Hey, This is not flippin FLORIDA, that is a fucking TWO INCH spider, there. THAT IS A GIANT SPIDER IMHO.

I believe I am finished working down in the basement for today.
 
and he planted himself on the wall RIGHT BY THE DOOR WAY.

AT EYE LEVEL.


He fucking KNOWS I've been cleaning dark quiet corners and sweeping cobwebs away.


Not gonna lie, I HUGGED that bloody wall out the doorway - and held a big cardboard box up between us... MOFO aint jumping on ME.
 
I don't like when they whisper suggestions to me. Like "Shouldn't that dog not bark anymore?" or "Burning that decrepit building down would really be doing the neighborhood a favor." You know, regular stuff like that.
 
Whew. I sort of opened this thread not knowing if there would be a picture of a spider, as I was curious a little, and then I was relieved that there were no pics of spiders, but I know that in the very near future there could be. See how nervoous I am as I amy typing this? no you can't see that. pretty nevercoufsuss!
 
It's bad luck to sweep a web down, AND MY FUCKING FRIEND FELT THE NEED TO TAKE MY BROOM AND SWEEP ONE DOWN SO NOW I'VE CURSED HIM TO SPIDER DOOM
 
Yub, I saw the Youtube video a coupla years ago of the Australian dad up on the ladder trying to get a bloody HUGE spider into a jar and the spider jumped down from the ceiling onto the dad and the kid filming dropped the camera and ran away screaming!

I've always wondered what happened to the dad....did his kid post the video? did his widow?
 
HA -that spider was the BABY of mine!


p.s. I cravenly sent the fam into the Room of Doom to "admire all the work I'd done", but when no one ran out screaming, I then knew it was safe to go back in....
 
First, just let me say I'm sorry.

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