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FUCKING DIE, SKANS!

I AM THINKING THIS IS DOCKET ENTRIE FOR SKANS WHO KEEP DOCKET. I AM NOT ONE OF SKANS WHO IS KEEPING A DOCKET BUT I HAVE EXPLOSIVES IN MY COMPOUND WHICH IS SECRET. ARE YOU BEING WORRIED? YES. AM IA SAYING YOU WILL BE DEADED. YES I AM. RED WHACKER IS HAVING UMBRELLA IN HIS ASS NOT OVER SKANS. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE KNOWING.

I HATE A BUCKET OF MARGARINE WITH MY HOT DOGS FOR A SNACK. NOW I'M HUNGRY AGAIN.
 
sckan_erator said:
I AM THINKING THIS IS DOCKET ENTRIE FOR SKANS WHO KEEP DOCKET. I AM NOT ONE OF SKANS WHO IS KEEPING A DOCKET BUT I HAVE EXPLOSIVES IN MY COMPOUND WHICH IS SECRET. ARE YOU BEING WORRIED? YES. AM IA SAYING YOU WILL BE DEADED. YES I AM. RED WHACKER IS HAVING UMBRELLA IN HIS ASS NOT OVER SKANS. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE KNOWING.

I HATE A BUCKET OF MARGARINE WITH MY HOT DOGS FOR A SNACK. NOW I'M HUNGRY AGAIN.
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DIE.
 
YOU FOOL. WHILE YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ELIMINATE OTHER GROUPS IS AN ADMIRABLE QUALITY, IT IS YOU WHO WILL PERISH ALONG WITH YOUR KIND. SINCE YOUR GENETICS ARE HIGHLY CORRUPTED BY CANINE AND EQUINE YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL IN THE NEW WORLD EXCEPT AS A STOOL OR SHINEBOY. I CAN CHECK WITH SAREK IF HE WANTS YOU AROUND TO LICK THE CRISCO OFF HIM AFTER I AM THROUGH WITH HIM BUT THAT WOULD BE YOUR ONLY OPTION, AND YOUR MOTHER GIVES LITTLE MERITS TO YOUR SKILLS WITH YOUR TONGUE.
 
YES I DID, JAKEY. DO YOU HAVE A MACRO ON YOUR KEYBOARD TO AUTOMATICALLY COMPOSE THE WORD "IRONIC"? GOOD, BECAUSE YOU JUST LABELED SOMEONE A "GEEK".
 
I'll look up that word in the dictionary, but first I have to get the phone.

Hold that thought.
 
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