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Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.

That's similar to the one I have. It's pure luxury.
 
I got a new widescreen flat panel monitor with my new computer.. it's nice!
 
I'm still using a clunky old 17" CRT AND I'M STILL HAPPY DAMNIT.
 
YEAH, WELL I'M USING A VIEWMASTER!!!!
 
I stick an Ethernet cable in my mouth and then draw webpages onto walls of a cave!!
 
Stereoscope?
 
I project my internets thru a Zeiss projector onto a planetarium screen.
 
I sometimes view it with thought photography.
 
Luxury, my monitor is a small avian dynasour that carves images onto a rock,
 
zomg you have it easy - my monitor is cut and pasted from toilet paper roll cardboard
 
I don't even have a monitor, I just have to guess what everyone's saying.
 
I just masturbate and hope my cum flies far enough and spells out words.
 
LUXURY! We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
 
I make every TK post through a HEADNET implant in my brain.
 
My mouse is a real live mouse. You don't even know what it involved to upgrade my ram(s).
 
LULZ GOAT SEX

Mourn for me, my rig turns itself off whenever the hell it feels like it, I think I may need a new power supply or sommatt WAAAAHHH
 
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