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I had a little problem with my machine DYING AND COMING BACK TO LIFE. Then it left with 12 of my household appliances.
 
^Dinner of Champions!

between work, fathers' day, local soccer tourney, family stuff, gardening, the Euros and going to stupid movies (OMG GIVE DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN A PASS I WANTED TO SEE HULK!!) I have been neglecting teh MF. Forgive me.
 
My niece is here from Alabama.. she is usually perched on a chair right beside me reading every word I type and frequently punching me on the arm. I AM GOING TO DIE!! Anyway, it makes it hard to post in the MF cause you know TITS LOL.. she's only 13. My arm hurts.
 
(It hurts because a rampaging elepthant chased me into a tramp's lair, where the startled tramps struck me in the arm eight times with a length of hosing.)
 
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