Fucking tollbooth bitch

[Tisiphone]

So, Friday I was on the tollroad, and had already given them about $2 when I got to my exit, and I had no more money.

THE FUCKING BITCH WRITES ME A TICKET FOR .50 THAT I HAVE TO SEND IN TO THE SMARTAG PEOPLE.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? JUST THROW .50 IN THERE FOR ME, YOU WORTHLESS WHORE!

 

[Dr Dave]

How many tickets can they issue before they arrest you?

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't fucking care. I'm outta here in a month, so if they want, they can issue a warrant for me in the state of VA, since I'll never be here again.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could just send in the .50!

 

[Cassie]

POWER TO THE PEOPLE FUCK THE TOLLBITCH!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

It would be funny if they did issue you a warrent over .50.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if they showed up at your house with guns to arrest you but you'd left a BOMB there and it killed them all the bastyards.

 

[Dr Dave]

BOOM BOOM

 

[CaptainWacky]

AYE

 

[Dr Dave]

eye!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WANK

 

[Dr Dave]

tap dance!

 

[The Dork Lord]

write a check for 5 cents and send it in with the 45 cent stamp!

 

[starguard]

So, Friday I was on the tollroad, and had already given them about $2 when I got to my exit, and I had no more money.

THE FUCKING BITCH WRITES ME A TICKET FOR .50 THAT I HAVE TO SEND IN TO THE SMARTAG PEOPLE.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? JUST THROW .50 IN THERE FOR ME, YOU WORTHLESS WHORE!

Should have punched her in the cunt

 

[curiousa2z]

There is a Law of the Universe that says I will NOT have exact change the day I go through the bloody tollbooth!
It is implacable!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should take the flying car to work.

 

[curiousa2z]

I should.

but then I couldnt rant about never having exact change for the toll booth...

 

[CaptainWacky]

EXACTLY^

 

[curiousa2z]

*sigh*

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S WHY SATAN INVENTED FLYING CARS