Full Plot spoiler to "Riders" by Jilly Cooper

[headvoid]

STOP READING THIS NOW WACKY!

Penelope Aufentof is the hieress to a massive beef rendering fortune but wishes to rise above her station to become posh. She meets posh bloke, there are lots pulling at shirts and rough sex. Posh bloke likes a bit of anal.

Penelope meanwhile meet Josh, the stable lad who wants to be a jockey. Josh (not posh) shags Penelope super hetero straight and she cums a lot. Posh bloke finds out and threatens to tell all, but is secretly attracted to Josh. They meet. Posh bloke tries it on with Josh and is accidently skewered on a pitchfork. Josh runs away.

Penelope gives it all up for rough hetero sex with Josh who changes name to Tosh. They shag, she cums (but in a romantic way) end of.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sounds DECEDANT

 

[Cassie]

EXCITING

 

[Loktar]

Very Ribald.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I BURNED ALL THE COPIES

 

[Loktar]

I BURNED ALL THE COPIES

IT WAS THE BREAST THING TO DO.

 

[Gagh]

IT WAS THE BREAST THING TO DO.

Cunt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'D LIKE TO RIDE JILLY COOPER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

(I'd like to put a saddle on the old bint and treat her like a horse.)