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Lord Waffles

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Dear Tommy,
We have tried to contact you by telephone.We've had more chance speaking to Elvis,than speaking to you.Your receptionist advised us that you sometimes attend the sun beds in the afternoons. Other times you attend your disco dancing classes where its too noisy for you to hear your phone ring.We are starting phase 2 on Mon. 20th.We easily have enough tiling in this phase to keep 3 or more tilers in full time work,We do not want a stop-start manner with labour being withdrawn from this site to attend other sites.We are counting on constant and continuous progress of your tilers.

Regards,
J.Kennedy

*actual letter to my fiance's old boss from a site agent who was pissed that he was getting shit from his boss about lack of tilers*
 
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