Future James Bond inventions

[Dr Dave]

Exploding dentures.

Exploding undergarments.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Like a radio controlled owl that can fly into the bad guys lair and go "hootie hoot" to keep them up at night and so when he attacks in the morning they're all tired and cranky.

 

[Yub]

A taco stand that converts to jet propelled zeppelin. With of course, hot cheese missiles.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A condom that turns into a parachute in case he's having sex on a plane and it gets in trouble.

 

[Ishcabittle]

there's the jam trousers, but that's been around for a while.

i'm excited to see the next film feature the laptop that turns into a watch that turns into a pistol that turns into a snowcone that turns into John Paul Jones and then back into a laptop again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A lifesize Natalie Portman that looks and behaves exactly like Natalie Portman and loves me.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Also she has a USB port to upload music to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes...a "USB port"...to "upload music"...indeed...

 

[Seph]

and por...... nah