Marquis De Sade
I came for the spankings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0w2mx64KkA
These stupid Australians fucked up a movie about blasphemy, degrading it into a Gun-Fu fest. Congrats.
I could have made a better movie. I would have included a medieval fantasy setting, with Lucifer's armies storming Heaven, and the Big Guy organizing a last stand. There will be blood, there will be gore, but nothing gratuitous. I would have had a philosophical exchange between Lord Belial and Saint Georges. Ultimately, I will have Heaven winning the battle, so that religious zealots won't boycott my movie. In the same vein, I will make sure to milk the cash out of goths/satanists/vampires/bed wetters by making the opening scene consisting of the Demon Lord Xul planting an inverted cross at the front door at heaven, shouting some epic line such as : "I call upon the inhabitants in the very Heaven I want to desecrate to come forth, and remove my monument of triumph. Come on, pussies !". One unforgettable scene will involve Lucifer impaling Joan of Arc on the throne of God, tainting it with blood.
These stupid Australians fucked up a movie about blasphemy, degrading it into a Gun-Fu fest. Congrats.
I could have made a better movie. I would have included a medieval fantasy setting, with Lucifer's armies storming Heaven, and the Big Guy organizing a last stand. There will be blood, there will be gore, but nothing gratuitous. I would have had a philosophical exchange between Lord Belial and Saint Georges. Ultimately, I will have Heaven winning the battle, so that religious zealots won't boycott my movie. In the same vein, I will make sure to milk the cash out of goths/satanists/vampires/bed wetters by making the opening scene consisting of the Demon Lord Xul planting an inverted cross at the front door at heaven, shouting some epic line such as : "I call upon the inhabitants in the very Heaven I want to desecrate to come forth, and remove my monument of triumph. Come on, pussies !". One unforgettable scene will involve Lucifer impaling Joan of Arc on the throne of God, tainting it with blood.
