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Gagh doesn't shit where he eats...

The Dork Lord

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
And he doesn't eat where he shits.

He's a cool cucumber who knows which side his bread gets buttered on.

But which side is that?

Considering where the bulk of his posts go, I'd say The Badlands is the wife that he neglects, hasn't touched in years, and sometimes beats.

While The Mine Field is that cute young secretary he buys diamond bracelets for, and sometimes takes to the Bahamas for the weekend.

He'll leave you for LONAF once your boobs start to sag, and The Badlands will get the house and the car in the divorce ;)
 
I sense a little aggression Dork.

Say, calling you a script spammer, flooding a forum and a couple of Negs shouldn't be able to flush out this amount of hate. Not for a fun going, easy-going hard-nosed troll like you!
 
I just want to see how wound up you can get before the rubber band snaps...

Anyway, trolling is passe. Didn't you get the memo?
 
Dear Dork. I've had entire invasions of people focus their energies on me here. It takes more than a weak-kneed pissant like you to even begin to wind me up.

Keep trying though. The obvious irritation & rectionary posting is pretty much what I was looking for. Thanks for playing!
 
The constipation often leads me to make wild & irrational accusations HERR TOMTREK, GASSER OF THE JEWS!
 
ANOTHER SHITTY DL CHOP JUST 4 GAGH!!1

Gagh said:
Dear Dork. I've had entire invasions of people focus their energies on me here. It takes more than a weak-kneed pissant like you to even begin to wind me up.

Keep trying though. The obvious irritation & rectionary posting is pretty much what I was looking for. Thanks for playing!
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