Gagh is a fucking liar who ripped off my boots

[CaptainWacky]

I invented a new pair of SUPER BOOTS which allow you to jump over small building and large cars but I made the mistake of showing the plans to Gagh and he ripped them off and sold the design to Sir Alan Sugar for FIFTY POUNDS which he spent on cocaine which he then flushed down the toilet because "I don't even LIKE cocaine, haha!" then played Mario Kart with LILY SLOANE all night until Sir Alan called and said "these boots don't even work!" but that's not the point, the point is: LAKJSDFKjklfhlsljkfhljk hdl sk ASLHDJALDG AL DGLADGK AKLDF ALDGALGD ALDG AGLKARE GKDF SKATER GIRL YOU ARE MY HERO PLUS DEVIOUS SHELLS AND DANS sfhkjgf

 

[whisky]

Sir Alan Sugar needs to fight Sir Clive Sinclair to be the ultimate computer god, uk version.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Watch out, Sinclair, Sralan's drop dead shrewd!!

 

[Gagh]

I must be man enough and stand up to admit this. I will stand up as tall as THE GREAT KHALI.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Noobdy makes a fool out of me, NOBODY.

 

[whisky]

Not even Jim McDonald, so ya say?

 

[whisky]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Aye, so he does.

 

[whisky]

boy I say boy, I think I'm dead, I say dead

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did they kill Fred? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

These are the same people who are putting the Apprentice final and BB on at the same time.

I'll just record BB.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gagh went on Dragon's Den with my SUPER BOOTS but ended up copping off with all the female dragons and burning the boots in a fit of arrogance.

 

[Dr Dave]

I heard Gagh replaced your booths with pieces of wood!

 

[Loktar]

THE PLANKER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I NEEDED THOSE TICKET BOOTHS FOR COLLECTING TICKETS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GAGH MILKS BOOTH!

 

[Dr Dave]

What about Brennan?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAGH WAS THE ONE WHO DISCOVERED COWS PRODCUE MILK. PRIOR TO THIS, EVERYONE BELIEVED IT WAS WHITE WINE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KLINGON ZINFANDEL?