Gagh is now to be known as the carrot king!

[Dr Dave]

OK?!

 

[Seph]

STFU U CUNT.

 

[Dr Dave]

NO YOU, YOU COATLESS COAT RACK!

 

[Loktar]

OK?!

NO.

VIVA LA SALAD REVOLUCION!

 

[Dr Dave]

Gagh is pro salad!

 

[Seph]

NO YOU, YOU COATLESS COAT RACK!

YOU FUCK OFF AND CHEW A BRICK YOU HOOK NOSED HEEB CUNT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh Seph, you half drank cup of coffee!

 

[Loktar]

Gagh is pro salad!

SI.

DOWN WITH SALAD.

VIVA LA SALAD REVOLUCION!

 

[Enkephalen]

Why do men insult one another by calling them by a nasty named female body part? You don't hear women calling one another pricks -- oh, maybe they do. Or maybe men just hate women that much and only pretend to like them.

 

[Cassie]

What's a bohica?

 

[Dr Dave]

It sounds made up.

 

[Loktar]

What's a bohica?

Beware Onyx, his insane crazy ass.

 

[eloisel]

Why is Gagh to be known as the Carrot King?

Does Gagh now own all the carrots? Is he now in charge of the creation of carrots? If so, I'd like some minor revisions made to carrots - very minor as carrots are pretty much perfect food.

 

[Dr Dave]

HE OWNS THE BEST CARROT SHOP IN ALL OF THE LAND!

 

[headvoid]

The carrots have worshipped him for decades, finally they decided he should have a royal suffix.

 

[Dr Dave]

People have been finding blank magic cards and putting carrots on them!

His store is being flooded with carrot cards. He has posted a notice on radio, tv, and print media begging people to stop.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, that's fine.

*STAMPED*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE OWNS THE BEST CARROT SHOP IN ALL OF THE LAND!

"Finest in the district, sir!"
"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion!"
"Well, it's so clean, sir."
"It's certainly uncontaminated by CARROTS!"

God help me, I typed that from memory.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAGH TO NOW BE KNOWN AS "LORD GAGHGAGH", THE MALE VERSION OF LADY GAGA, BUT HE DOESN'T ACT OR LOOK LIKE LADY GAGA AT ALL AND WHEN ASKED TO EXPLAIN HE CLAIMS "ACTUALLY AS LADY GAGA IS A NON-CONFORMIST, BY NOT ACTING LIKE LADY GAGA I AM IN FACT ACTING LIKE LADY GAGA. NOW FUCK OFF" AND PUNCHES SOOTY (IT WAS SOOTY DOING THE INTERVIEW) IN THE FACE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

POKE 'ER FACE!