Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
If it's anything like the books it should be good!
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Game of Thrones 5.11 'Keeper of Things'
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If it's anything like the books it should be good!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
What, no mention of Leftywinks?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I can't believe that was how Sansa and Theon survived. They landed on Fat Walda? How come we didn't see her standing there last episode? It was like she just appeared. WHAT, DID SHE USE LITTLEFINGER'S TRANSPORTER OR SOMETHING? And surely she would have been killed having two fully grown adults lands on her and they would have at least broken their legs? GRRM would never have written something like this.
The Keeper of Things scene was good but I don't know what was supposed to be happening. Arya can fly now? Bit weird. And why did she see a vision of The Hound getting married? He's dead...ISN'T HE!?
I couldn't believe Dany just suddenly deciding that not only does she forgive Jorah, but now she wants to have sex with him. Just because he killed some Dothraki? And very convenient that last week there were hundreds of Dothraki but this week most of them were asleep because Daario sold them "sleepy wine." There's no such thing in the books! But good twist with Dany gasping "your cock is made of stone!" when Jorah dropped his pants.
JON'S BODY STILL HASN'T BEEN BURNED, HE COULD BE ALIVE. Mel raping Davos was pretty sick. It was like they were saying "see, feminists, men can be raped too!" But no feminists were saying they can't be! And that brings Bran and Hodor back, riding war wolves? And where was Meera? Did the writers just forget her?
Sand Snakes are still awful even after the orgy scene. I knew they wouldn't keep Alexander Siddig as a good guy. "You might have murdered a teenage girl...but you have fine tits, my niece!" was quite the line.
The Keeper of Things scene was good but I don't know what was supposed to be happening. Arya can fly now? Bit weird. And why did she see a vision of The Hound getting married? He's dead...ISN'T HE!?
I couldn't believe Dany just suddenly deciding that not only does she forgive Jorah, but now she wants to have sex with him. Just because he killed some Dothraki? And very convenient that last week there were hundreds of Dothraki but this week most of them were asleep because Daario sold them "sleepy wine." There's no such thing in the books! But good twist with Dany gasping "your cock is made of stone!" when Jorah dropped his pants.
JON'S BODY STILL HASN'T BEEN BURNED, HE COULD BE ALIVE. Mel raping Davos was pretty sick. It was like they were saying "see, feminists, men can be raped too!" But no feminists were saying they can't be! And that brings Bran and Hodor back, riding war wolves? And where was Meera? Did the writers just forget her?
Sand Snakes are still awful even after the orgy scene. I knew they wouldn't keep Alexander Siddig as a good guy. "You might have murdered a teenage girl...but you have fine tits, my niece!" was quite the line.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
I was wondering when others would comment - thought I was the only one who'd seen it!
Agreed on most points.
I liked Arya's flight scene. The CGI was a bit ropy, but it's not an easy thing to make look believable. I guess the Many Faced God can wharg through people? But her face was a crow's. I didn't really get it tbh. At least she wasn't mopping floors.
Really liking the Tyrion/Jorah buddy cop thing while it lasts. I guess Jorah had to get all the sex in he could before Dany and Tyrion's wedding next week or it'll get awkward. Liked her one-liner, but could've also yelled "you rock!". I guess they didn't talk like that back then though.
I get that the Unsullied are basically red shirts at this point, but Hollyoaks girl turning heel and killing pretty much any of them (except Greyworm of course) that she crossed paths with was stupid.
For a second I thought Jojen was alive and with Bran and Hodor and I was happy but it was just a small tree blowing in the wind.
Anyway, Jon's back next week. CALLING IT NOW.
Agreed on most points.
I liked Arya's flight scene. The CGI was a bit ropy, but it's not an easy thing to make look believable. I guess the Many Faced God can wharg through people? But her face was a crow's. I didn't really get it tbh. At least she wasn't mopping floors.
Really liking the Tyrion/Jorah buddy cop thing while it lasts. I guess Jorah had to get all the sex in he could before Dany and Tyrion's wedding next week or it'll get awkward. Liked her one-liner, but could've also yelled "you rock!". I guess they didn't talk like that back then though.
I get that the Unsullied are basically red shirts at this point, but Hollyoaks girl turning heel and killing pretty much any of them (except Greyworm of course) that she crossed paths with was stupid.
For a second I thought Jojen was alive and with Bran and Hodor and I was happy but it was just a small tree blowing in the wind.
Anyway, Jon's back next week. CALLING IT NOW.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He face was not LITERALLY a crow's in the books, so just said she felt like a crow. Some people WRONGLY took that to mean she was a crow. It's like the "do Balrogs have wings?" thing.
The only problem with the Dany stuff was Dorgon just letting Tyrion, Jorah and Daario ride on his back without complaints. And he was suddenly bigger than he had been the week before.
Missandei is hot so she can do what she wants. The flying kick through an unsullied's face was kind of silly though, yes. Are we supposed to believe those spices she sniffed gave her super hard feet or something?
I'm surprised there isn't more outrage over the rape scene. I've even seen people say "Davos enjoyed it" and he was "asking for it" and it was "hot" when Mel pulled his beard as he climaxed.
I think the tree was a metaphor.
The only problem with the Dany stuff was Dorgon just letting Tyrion, Jorah and Daario ride on his back without complaints. And he was suddenly bigger than he had been the week before.
Missandei is hot so she can do what she wants. The flying kick through an unsullied's face was kind of silly though, yes. Are we supposed to believe those spices she sniffed gave her super hard feet or something?
I'm surprised there isn't more outrage over the rape scene. I've even seen people say "Davos enjoyed it" and he was "asking for it" and it was "hot" when Mel pulled his beard as he climaxed.
I think the tree was a metaphor.
Pandora Spox
Rude
Hold up a second here - GOT stopped airing here in the USA at episode 10! WTF? Does this run longer in the UK? EVERYWHERE else in the world?
Anyone have a link where I can watch online?
Anyone have a link where I can watch online?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It was pre-empted by Obama's speech about legalising all drugs.
Pandora Spox
Rude
Yeah, like that happened 
OK so you're all just fuckin' around then. carry on!
OK so you're all just fuckin' around then. carry on!