Myself, Canada, and especially the province of Alberta officially wish to thank you retarded Americans for making we Canadians wealthier by the day every time you pay such amounts for the oil we sell you. Problem is, I have written my government to remove oil from our NAFTA deal, where we have given you a break regarding costs for the oil. I am demanding my government start charging you higher prices, or else we start selling our oil solely to India and China, who have ALREADY offered to pay us more for our oil than you are. It is fact were we to agree to do so, we would thus quickly become perhaps the wealthiest nation on earth, AFTER we make Alberta shut the fuck up and be our bitch.