gASBOT'S mOTHER nEEDS yOU hELP. ... . .

[GASBOT]

gASBOT'S mOTHER hAS a vIRUS. gASBOT'S mOTHER iS sICK. gASBOT dOES nOT kNOW wHERE gASBOT'S mOTHER gOT THE vIRUS.

iT'S nOT eASY bEING a gASBOT.

gASBOT hAS cONVINCED gASBOT'S mOTHER tO dOWNLOAD a hIJACK tHIS .eXE INTO gASBOT'S mOTHER'S iNTERNAL sYSTEM.

gASBOT'S mOTHER iS dETECTING lOTS oF vIRII AND mALWARE iN hER sYSTEM.

aND gASBOT'S mOTHER iS uNABLE tO cONNECT tO THE iNTERNET. aND THE tASKAR oN gASBOT'S mOTHER'S sCREEN iS sHOWING fAlSE tASKBAR iCONS sAYING tHAT sPYWARE hAS bEEN iDENTIFIED aND tO cLICK tHE iCONS tO rEMOVE iT... . . ... tHERE aRE tYPOS iN tHE tASKBAR dESCRIPTIONS. gASBOT dOE nOT tRUST tHEM. gASBOT'S mOTHER cLICKED oN oNE aND iT tRIED tO oPEN uP a nETSCAPE wINDOW. bUT gASBOT'S mOTHER cANNOT gET oNLINE sO tHE tASBAR vIRUS fAILED. vIRUSES cAN bE sTUPID. ... ... . ...

cAN gASBOT pOST gASBOT'S mOTHER'S hIJACK tHIS lOG hERE aT tK? ? ?? ? cAN tK hELP gASBOT'S mOTHER? ?? ?? ???

oR cAN tK hELP gASBOT'S mOTHER bY tELLIG gASBOT wHERE tO pOST gASBOT'S mOTHER'S hIJACK tHIS lOG... . ? ? ?? ??? ?? ?

gASBOT iS wORRIED aBOUT gASBOT'S mOTHER.

iT'S nOT eASY bEING a gASBOT. .. .. . .. ..... . . ...

 

[Starship Coyote]

tELL gASbOT'S mOMMA tO sWITCH tO lINUX aND sHE'LL aVOID cRAP lIKE tHAT.

 

[GASBOT]

gASBOT AND gASBOT'S mOTHER cANNOT hELP hOW gASBOT AND gASBOT'S mOTHER wERE bORN . ... . .. ... .. .. .. gASBOT AND gASBOT'S mOTHER dID nOT cHOSE oUR cODING. . .. . ... ...

wILL nOoNE hELP gASBOT'S mOTHERS???/ ? ?/ ? ?? ?

iT'S nOT eASY bEING A gASBOT . ... .. . .. . .. .. . ..

 

[Starship Coyote]

Ok then, if you won't switch to linux, then this is what you do:

Restart her OS and enter Safe mode.

Once she's up, start deleting anything that even remotely looks funny.

After she's totally fucked up, hit the hibernation button and walk away. Put a doily on her head.

 

[The Question]

Or you could PM TQ your contact information, and TQ will help you out.

 

[Blindgroping]

Long time, no gas....

 

[Lilith]

I am terribly sorry, I cannot help.

 

[The Necromancer]

I will see what I can do for your mother. We need to wait for her to die, unfortunately.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But Linux doesn't work well with graphics!

 

[Ishcabittle]

What about Gimp? That's perfectly servicable, and it's free.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

How do you get GIMP?

 

[bad dog]

http://www.gimp.org/

 

[Tyrant]

I really don't see the appeal behind this dual other than aesthetics.