GAY AGeNDA

[Kerb Crawler]

LOL DUMBLEDORE'S REVEaLED

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG!

shhhhhh!

*looks around furtively*

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY CNA'T GAYS JUST STAY IN THE FUCKDAMN CLOSET WHERE THEY BELONG AND SUFFOCATE THERE LOL

 

[curiousa2z]

NOTHING OF THE SORT! OUR MODERN GAY WIZARD KNOWS TO SIMPLY SAY:

'ALO,-HOMO,-RA!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEXPECKER PACOCKEM!

*waves wand for an hour*

 

[curiousa2z]

an hour? impressive!

 

[Dr Dave]

He had help!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So if Ron is Dumbledore, is Ron gay too?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Who?

 

[curiousa2z]

READ THE BOOKS, INFIDEL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't have to read the books to know who a character like Dumbledore is, such is the degree with which they've entered popular culture.

 

[curiousa2z]

EXCEPT HE WONDERED WHO RON WAS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ron wasn't gay. He "makes a woman" out of Hermoine.

Of course, Rowling could say at a book signing someday that Viktor Krum raped Hermoine like a mutha throughout GOF and "Oh, I thought people would pick up on that!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, didn't you get the rape subtext? I COULD SMELL IT ON EVERY PAGE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My rape sensors were offline throughout GOF; they were reinstalled the following Tuesday.

 

[headvoid]

Jeez this story is annoying.

Professor McConagal is also an asylum seeker

Hagrid is a dyslexic tuerets sufferer and oh please, I cant even type asmasfjkn

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE MCCANN'S TRIED TO KILL HARRY, NOT VOLDEMORT.

 

[The Dork Lord]

READ THE BOOKS, INFIDEL!

I watched the first movie and it was enough to tell me I'd never be interested.

Feel free to throw rocks at me, or burn me at the stake.

 

[Dr Dave]

OR THROW BAD ROCK BANDS AT HIM!

 

[curiousa2z]

I watched the first movie and it was enough to tell me I'd never be interested.
Feel free to throw rocks at me, or burn me at the stake.

well, if you insist....Samhain IS approaching.....
*cough* WICKER MAN *cough*