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GEORGE TAKEI LOL (I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here)

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I resisted watching I'm A Celebrity for years because it was on ITV and sounded a bit lame. I did see whichever one Paul Burrell was on and it was very funny, and watched it a bit after that. Two years ago they had a FUCKING AWESOME combination of David Gest, Jason Donavan and Dean Gaffney(~!) on at once, which NO ONE could deny was tv gold. Last year's sucked though and seemed to be designed to do nothing other than promote Christopher Biggins (who isn't funny.)

BUT OMG LOOK AT THIS YEAR'S LINE-UP...

The name's that jumped out at me when I was reading the paper today were Robert Kilroy Silk (who's a total prat) and Martina Navlatordihjgf (who you wouldn't expect to be in there) so I was quite impressed by that...but one more name has joined the official list.

http://celebrity.itv.com/TheCelebrities/

EVEN TOMTREK WILL WATCH NOW.
 
I've been the same, never watched it because I despise ITV, but they've hooked in a new viewer with this. I imagine Takei will be talking about gay marriage a fair bit, which should be interesting since there are at least two other gays (Navratalova and Brian Paddick). On the other hand, he might not talk about gayness or Trek at all. Either way, I want him to win.
 
To be quite honest, even if Shatner was going in with Takei, the combined might of Robert Kilroy-Silk, Esther Rantzen & Martina Navratilova (plus a bunh of nobodies) is enough to put me off watching so much as a second.
 
Someone needs to pile drive Dani Behr for her participation in Bravo's Boy Meets Boy.
 
Admittedly, the completely out of the closet, Shat-hate-mongering Takei is value for money. I just can't bear to watch him surrounded by those people mentioned above.
 
They should put Myleene back in there just to round things off. She could be Takei's fag hag (move over, Nichelle Nichols!).
 
Gagh said:
Admittedly, the completely out of the closet, Shat-hate-mongering Takei is value for money. I just can't bear to watch him surrounded by those people mentioned above.
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What's Martina done to earn your hatred? Obviously Kilroy's a total twat, but part of the appeal is supposed to be watching people like him suffer on the tasks.
 
He fell down a hill.
 
And got a tree in his crotch.

I liked it when they got to the camp site and he said "OH MY!"
 
I hope they have a task where his team mates him to hold up shields and he says "Shields. SHIELDS!"

Nice to see Kilory being a sexist idiot already too.
 
Kilroy's such a twat, but every reality show needs a hate figure.
 
He's going to have to decide if he wants to share...or SHAFT.
 
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