George Takei still gay

[CaptainWacky]

George Takei today called Trek Today to let us know that he's still a gay.

"Yes, yes, still gay, thanks for asking!" he said, before we had even spoken. "Love men I do, haha! Love them LONG LONG TIME haha. Only joking! But I do love them. And their cocks. I called Leornard Nimoy today and told him I'm gay. "I know George, you've told me 8 times," he said. Such a joker! Haha!"

Takei also made up a lie about Gene Roddenberry during our 57 minute phone conversation about his gayness.

"Rodenberry and I were lovers and Majel was jealous!" said Takei. "He was going to have Sulu and Chekob be gay but that bastard William Shatner stopped him because he wanted all the limelight! We're friends now though! I even told him I'm gay. He said he didn't care. I said "killed any WIVES lately?" Haha! All in good fun! The bastard."

James Doohan's three year old son was unavailable for comment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMPE

 

[Gonad]

I love you Wacky. But only in an inanimate object way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I likewise have a hard time picturing anyone online as an actual human being with a soul.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PAC RIM MEEP MEEP

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes that's what asians say.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I love you Wacky. But only in an inanimate object way.

DILDOS NEED LOVE TO, GONAD, YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm a real person with fingers.

 

[Gonad]

Humans have fingers.

 

[Mentalist]

So does Cadburys.

 

[Gonad]

If you prick me, do I not bleek gooey Cadbury sauce?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Gagh]

Gritting his teeth whilst biting on a leather belt, Takei added "Look at these new lemon pastel trousers I purchased. They look great with my frilly shirt".

Doohan, was 85.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Walter Koenig then added "oy vey, I'm a Jew! I think."

 

[Gagh]

Whilst he fondled the testicles of the drugged Michael Barrymore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's what Lady Di would have wanted! [/Brand]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bump [/StillGay]